figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

(Source: gooqueen, via dopesickles)

mialayla:

mialayla:

I love my job

I lost my job

(via ruinedchildhood)

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

image

(via thefuuuucomics)

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via snor-laxative)

TOP PLACES TO FIGHT

animesghost:

1. DENNY’S PARKING LOT

2. UNDER A BRIDGE

3. DOLLAR TREE

4. MOM’S GARAGE

5. IN A U-HAUL GOING 100 MPH 

(via neopound)

(Source: nahshaw, via ruinedchildhood)

That guy I just told you ‘bout? I gave him your sword… he likes it.

snapturbating:

what an idiot

(via loserdweeb)

wellheyproductions:

mime had it coming

(Source: gtofficial, via thats-so-meme)

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

(via thats-so-meme)

meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

(Source: meladoodle, via thefuuuucomics)

(Source: dotcore, via iwannaplaygames)