faggity-ang:

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

and then you realize you forgot to turn the light off.

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Today on "Things That Should Never Come Out of a 20-something College Student's Mouth":

from-the-tongues-of-liars:

Someone in my basic physics class asked, completely serious, if height had to be measured strictly vertically or if it could be measured horizontally as well. Because the measurement of the thickness of your fucking skull is definitely how tall you are.

What’s sad is that I can’t decide if this…

slutty-ukes:

why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything

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all-over-you:

I did a thing last night. Also I think I need help. 🙈🐶 #rascal

miaaaaaaauuuuuuu:

me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend

person: what do you guys talk about

me:

me: uhh

me:

image

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christopherdubuc:

christopherdubuc:

I’ve got more taylorswift street cred than you.

Going to reblog every single day until I meet taylorswift and only then bc I’ll have better pictures to show.

Daily reblog for taylorswift because I can.
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christopherdubuc:

christopherdubuc:

I’ve got more taylorswift street cred than you.

Going to reblog every single day until I meet taylorswift and only then bc I’ll have better pictures to show.

Hey hi hello taylorswift daily reblog.
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